Keiser Family: Have You Ever Had THIS Conversation?

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Have You Ever Had THIS Conversation?

Ok, first off, am I the only mom who NEVER gets the chance to take herself to the potty? So, it's 4 pm and the last time I got to use the resting room it was 6:30 am... and the conversation goes like this:
Mom "Are you done, Scott?"
Scott " No, I want to try and do a poo poo."
Mom "Well, could you let Mommy go and then try?"
Scott "No, I want to try NOW."
Mom " Scotty, Mommy really needs to go, please get off."
Scott "Do you need the stool?"
Mom "No, I think I can reach without it thanks... now get off PLEASE!"
Scott "Do you need the potty seat?"
Mom "No, my bum is way to big for that... please Scott get OFF!"
Scott "Ok"
He gets down and the conversation continues:
Scott "Do you need toilet paper, Mommy?"
Mom "Yes."
Scott "Let me get it for you."
Mom "No, that's OK I can get it."
At this point Scott takes the toilet paper and rips off the corner of one square and hands it to me with his biggest 'I'm such a good helper" smile.
Mom "I don't think that will do."
He then proceed to get me more paper one square at a time until I finally get it from him!
Tomorrow I'm gonna find 5 mins to take only me to the potty!

5 comments:

G. Parker said...: What a hoot...been there, done that. I'm really glad my twins are now 20...and one of them is out of the house, lol. I still remember, although my problems started with my boys (my twins were girls), so who knows. I'm really glad we have always had more than one bathroom...; September 7, 2007 at 9:20 AM
Anonymous said...: So funny! I think a woman's ability to use the restroom without an audience ends at childbirth! :) Thanks for stopping by my blog!; September 7, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Carrie and Troy Keiser said...: Thanks for stoppin' by and leaving your comments. Live with kid is never dull!; September 7, 2007 at 2:22 PM
Carrie and Troy Keiser said...: G. Parker- We actually have 2 bathrooms, but who wants to walk down two flights of stairs when they are already in a bathroom and just have to convince the camper to move?! It made for a good funny story too (bonus); September 10, 2007 at 10:34 PM
Aleta said...: Too funny! You need to read Dawn Meehan's blog if you haven't found it yet.
http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com

Aleta; September 10, 2007 at 11:51 PM

Trucker"s Life

My Dad's self published book of poetry. The book jacket reads: 'Trucker's Life, by poet Daren Flynn, is a breath of fresh air and authentic Americana. In a straightforward style, the poet sings the "Eighteen Wheel Truck Driving Blues" and the "Been Gone Too Long Trucker's Blues." He notes with irony that in a life characterized by mobility, the trucker misses the first step his baby takes. Out on the supply lines that link the country together, the trucker can hardly connect the pieces of his home life because he is "Never Home." In the poem titled "Trucking Is Tough," The poet tells with folk song resonance the hard-luck story of a hard-working friend. Flynn's poems tell how the lure of the road can be counterbalanced by the attractions of home.' Below will be selections from the book. If you are interested in purchasing a copy, leave me a comment with your e-mail and I will get in touch. Or contact my dad directly at truckerslife@hotmail.com Enjoy!