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from Leven Thumps and the Wrath of Ezra by Obert Skye

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

What kinda fruit are you? and Scottisims {Emmaisims too}

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside.

People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.

And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary.

You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!

You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around.

You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

It's been awhile since I did Scottisims, June was crazy and I'm still trying to catch up-- I know, I know it's almost August, but hey life happens! :)  Without any further adieu .... Scott and Emmisims:
Scott:  "Feel my legs. They're hot, kinda sweaty hot, yeah!"
EmmaLece:  "Isn't he just SO cute?  I just love to pet him & kiss him!"
Scott:  "I don't like that, Emmy.  He doesn't like kisses and hugs."
EmmaLece:  ''Well, mine likes kisses from boys!'
They were talking about their imaginary pets.
Em:  "Hi, mom, we're playing dominoes.  I'm building a rocket ramp.  That's even cooler, ..... yeah cooler!"
Scott:  "Do you spell spider:  e-f-g-p-s-k?"
Mom:  "S-p-i-d-e-r is how you spell spider."
Scott:  "Yeah, well, I don't know HOW to spell!"
We were in the car headed to K-mart and I said we were going to the store.
Em:  "The Albertsons?"
Mom:  "No, another store."
Em:  "There's more than ONE store?  Cool!"
I guess we spend a lot of time at Albertsons!  
Em:  "Mom, how do you spell cup?"
Mom:  "C-u-p"
Em:  It says: S-o-l-o."
At this point I stop what I'm doing and take a peek at what she is looking at.  It is a plastic cup on the counter.  She is reading me the letters she sees.
Mom:  "That is the brand name of the cup."
Em:  "Oh .... what's the brand name of me?"
Mom:  "I guess that would be Keiser."
Em:  "Cool."
Scott:  "Mom. Mom. Mooooooommmm."
Mom:  "Yes?"
Sang to me by Scott:  "I sure want some breakfast!  I sure want some breakfast! I sure want some breakfast! "
Scott comes to sit by me and informs me in his whinny voice:  "I just want to eat food ALL the day!  That's what I'm talking about!"
I promise I fed him and it was still an hour till lunch!  Growing boys and their endless appetites! 
Scott:  "Mom, Robby just catched a mop {moth}!  Yeah, he knows how!"  He was highly impressed with his brother's mop-catching abilities!  We practice catch-and-release. ... except for spiders, which get SMASHED beyond recognition!
Em:  "OK, I've got a list with me, in case we need something else.  Just in case."  We were headed to the grocery store and I'd toldher first I needed to write my list.
After returning from the store....
Scott:  "Can I have P-d-s?"
I have NO idea what this is, all I can guess is that since we sometimes spell things out, he was trying to spell something to eat.  When Savanna asked him what that was, she said it was candy.
Scott:  "Emmy saw a bug.  Now I need-a-shoe-to-kill-it! {Said in such a rush that it sounded like:  I need to shoot and kill it!}  He got the shoe and raced upstairs to kill it..... SMACK SMACK SMACK!
Em:  "One more time."  SMACK SMACK
Scott in his singy voice:  "I killed the bugs, I killllllllllled the bugs!  Mom, there were 3 bugs and I killed them with my Lightening McQueen shoe!"
Scott:  "Is it tomorrow?"
Mom:  "Yesterday, today was tomorrow."
He just stared at me like I was speaking German or Celtic or some other foreign language and repeated:  "Is it tomorrow?  Tomorrow I get to fill up my squirt gun, is it tomorrow?" 



angie said...

I love the spelling candy that's not really spelling anything at all. I was a lemon. Nice! :)

Are You Serious! said...

♡ Awesome! That cracks me up! I love them all!!! It took me a second to get through the yesterday thing! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm a banana as well. :)